On beards.

“(…)If your beard does not cause people to assume you fight bears for a living it is not a beard. If your moustache does not cause women to assume they have already slept with you it is not a moustache.”

comment by:
Scary-Mike
10/11/11 03:20 AM

On: http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasonable-explanations-looking-like-hipster/